Alas, I couldn't even tell you what all I tossed into the pot, besides onion, celery, carrots, leftover turkey, cooked rotini, aleppo peper seasoning from Penzey's, Kosher salt, smashed garlic, a lot of pepper, epazote, a shake of ground chipotle, 2 bay leaves and... and... whatever it was that made it taste so damned good.
Made with lots of love & happiness. I can even see my kitchen. It IS in there, somewhere! Hallelujah, I can actually cook now.
And now... maybe I'll see about that curry.
Chers & All
- Mood:
disgustingly cheerful - Music:background movie "A Knight's Tale"
This is an emergency! Gah! Oh, how could I have done something so simple, evil, wrong?! Just shoot the cook!
OK, not really. Don't shoot the cook. She was exhausted & tried her best, and is wavering as she sits... waiting to get ready for a closing shift at work.
I am so very, very not anywhere remotely present or accounted for, today.
I totally overcooked the poor beef chuck (forgot to remove the tin foil so that is could roast, instead of ending up boiling and drying out, more or less), and there's obviously no time to roast another one. *sigh*
Word to the wise: DO NO, I repeat, DO NOT cook when you are so tired that you honestly have no idea why you turned the oven on.
Cheers & Snores
- Mood:
tired & disgruntled - Music:"I'm Not Sorry" by The Pigeon Detectives
The day was good. Rain here, rain there, but it was a sunny & spectacular ending to the day. Mum is now crashed out, and I may be soon to follow. What a party pooper. Not that there's a big party. Far from it. Even the dog is crashed out.
I cooked pasta & made biscuits (the bread, not the cookie) from scratch, today. I will always prefer to have biscuits that were made by hand... they are even relatively easy to throw together:
2 c. flour, 1 TBSP b. powder, 1/2 tsp b. soda, pinch of salt, good pinch of sugar-- mix together; take 4 TBSP butter & work w/ fork or pastry cutter just until cut in; add scant cup of buttermoo. Bring together. Fold dough over a couple of times. Pat out to 1/2" thick, cut out with very small circle cutter, etc. Bake for 10-13 minutes @400 degrees, or until golden brown)
They're so much better than the store-bought crap! This recipe does not make a "flaky" biscuit, but more like the type of biscuit you would use for strawberries & pour cream, or perhaps biscuits & gravy. Mmm, biscuits & gravy. Don't I have a roll of sausage in my freezer, somewhere? I typed "biscuit" a lot, just now. Biscuit, biscuit, biscuit. I'm gonna go look for sausage...
*rustles about in freezer, cursing in an unladylike fashion as frozen banana-bread-bananas escape & try to break various toes*
AHA! I do have sausage. Score one for the Raineth. Sausage now in fridge, to defrost overnight. I can make biscuits & gravy for breaky, tomorrow! Yumms.
OK, I'm pooped & restless. I'd really better be getting some gas in my car... my luck, I'll forget about it right up to about the time I have to leave for work, tomorrow.
Cheers & All
- Mood:
calm - Music:"Beyond Doubt" by Gene Loves Jezebel
I'm going to have another one of these, whatever they are, if they even have a name, besides:
My New Favorite Drinky Thingy
( Gin Doohickey )
- Mood:fcuking crap!
- Music:"Beware the Jubjub Bird..." by Forgive Durden, via Last.fm
1 lemon, zested & reamed for juice; save half the juice for next drink, hah! Save a small slice or two to use as wetting agent for powdered sugar. No, you may not substitute the lemon!
1 shot Absolut Citron
1/2 shot Limoncello. Drink another half-shot while you're at it, it's good stuff.
a couple leaves of fresh mint, or a handful-- do what you want
1 small basil leaf, or experiment with more/none
A couple tablespoons of heated honey, to taste. It will run like maple syrup.
Filtered water, or at least so it doesn't taste like feet or chlorine. If you're feeling uppity, substitute GOOD quality lemonade or limeade
Ice cubes
powdered sugar for rim
strawberry/lemon slice/lime slice/mint leaves for garnish
Wet & powder rim of glass (I use margarita & martini glasses)
In blending device, add honey to lemon juice & half the zest; mix well. Add booze. Add 1 cup of ice, or thereabouts. Add enough water/other liquid to fill between 1/2 or 3/4 of the way. We're trying to make slush. Fling in herbs. Do a little dance. Blend ingredients until it doesn't have major chunks & is smooth. If it's too liquidy, add more ice. Taste briefly, adjust if necessary. I admit it, I usually toss in another shot of something. Cointreau/triple sec is delicious.
Drink me! Nice and refreshing. Not work safe.
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:"Nantes" by Beirut, YouBoob version
Dang.
I wish I could be in Charleston, SC at one point, during the next couple of weeks. Oooh! The productions of "Louise" and "Don John" sound like just the type of shows I would love to attend. Of course, then there's all the rest... ahhh, Spoleto. You really, truly need to be there to appreciate it right-proper. However, I'll take whatever news I can get. You can get some info at Spoleto USA.
I realize that I live in the Twin Cities, a virtual Mecca for the Arts, but sometimes-- I just get all jealous & sniffly & reminiscent & stuff.
OK, and I really REALLY miss the ocean, right about now. *blows razzberries*
Right, back to cleaning up the mess I made. The chicken turned out muchos delicious, but I may or may not have caught something on fire. Twice.
Ooops.
Cheers & All
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:"Ho Hi Ho" by The Drunken Pirates
So I've officially been Terminated, and I am a happy citizen.
THAT is something I will need to own, one day. It had good parts, not-as-good parts, the theatre crowd was rather lame (& sparse at that -- too bad, I thought), but I enjoyed myself quite a bit.
There were lots of references to the first & second Terminator movies, but not many to the third (thank goodness, because that one totally, totally sucked!).
I liked Christian Bale as an actor before-- now I like him a little more. OK, a lot more heh
And now... I just realized I have to do laundry, as I open tomorrow. Damn, there goes the neighborhood.
Or whatever it was I wanted to type.
But not before I make tomorrow's lunch... chicken w/ a lovely tequila/lime/honey/aleppo pepper marinade. Mmm. Normally, I'd chuck in some garlic (I'm trying to spare the lives of my co-workers) & cilantro (but I don't have any, much to my dismay), but not today.
The cook must now fight the dog for space in the kitchen...
Cheers & All
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:"The Doberman" by Kasabian
Not Terminated, it's fixed! Raineth reigns triumphant.
This is one of the many reasons why I have a lot of tools & a lot of patience for some things: whilst I was listening to/halfway watching The Terminator, I finally fixed my vacuum cleaner (correctly). Yay! Using the little hand vac was beginning to get old.
Damn, I love gadgets & motors & things that look like they should be doing something else, but aren't. Whoo hoo!
I made some chicken boobs with a coconut milk-curry-ginger sauce with sliced almonds, and some Jasmin rice for tomorrow's work lunch. I did a sink full of dishes, finally went through a week's worth of mail (ugh! somebody send me something I actually want to read, please!), did some finger painting (quit laughing), and read through some more of my "destruction" manual for my camera. I'm not happy with what I'm getting, so I need to figure out what I'm not doing right.
Now, I just want to say-- not unlike a line from Lethal Weapon-- they fuck you in the drive thru! But not really, since someone can die while waiting to be seen, at the ER. THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS for my two visits to the ER. Thank goodness I have insurance, and will "merely" pay $500. I thought it was going to be more, but I miscalculated my deductible.
I will not stomp on my soapbox in frustration over our health care system, right now. Just know that I think it sucks-- but I suppose it's better than nothing.
Cheers & All
- Mood:
harrumf - Music:"Wrong" by Waylon Jennings
I'm pleasantly tired.
Good Auntie & Uncle left a couple of hours ago. We spent most of the day walking about at local parks (including Schaar's Bluff, of course) and making/eating food! We all painted & dyed eggs before they left, too. As always, don't bother giving me an apron, it still gets all over me. I'm like a little kid, and oblivious to the gorp & glop anyway. I haven't dyed eggs for years. It was a blast!
A brief rundown:
There was my lovely onion/mushroom/cheese un-omelette, toast, fried Granny apple w/cinnamon & brown sugar, strawberries and Sumatran roast for breakfast.
We had a simple (canned) tuna sammich with lettuce & maters, on a nice sourdough that had been lightly toasted, with sides of baby carrots & sweet pickles (homemade, from a friend), for lunch.
I seasoned up the turkey, tossed it into a pan and let it roast while Uncle peeled taters.
Then we headed off to another park. I wasn't feeling very well (stupid fricking allergies! omg I'm tired of this shit) so we went home a bit early-- but not before we saw a Lamborghini that was a ludicrously awful shade of orange. Hmmm. A Lambo in MN? Why bother? You can only drive it a couple months out of the year, plus you're a target for tickets-- and guessing at the probable age of the drivers, unpleasant stereotypes, too. On the other hand, the sweet little Porsche Ceyenne Turbo S made me want to do a triple-rubber-neck. Oooh! It doesn't look like an SUV, it looks like a slightly bigger version of some tough little foreign cars. I mean, it's not like a Cooper-- but it's really rather small. But Hellfire, that little bastard can go! Can anyone say V-8 and 550 horsies? *drool, drool* Harrumph. It's not even remotely affordable for me, nor would I be driving it in this useless 6-months-of-winter state. One can't even stretch her legs out right-proper. Hmmf. Anyway.
I forgot all about the greenbean casserole, because we all were bullshitting. Oh Well. I did make the cranberry sauce (from scratch) in a flash, then cooled it off with a pan of ice water underneath it. A handy can of French sliced green beans were nuked as a last Huzzah. Mashed taters were perfect, and I don't have a clue how I did it. Usually I get these interesting lumps... Maybe the secret is the hot milk? Maybe it's pre-mashing the taters, before adding anything.
The cherry cha-cha tasted similar, but not exact, to Issie's-- Issie used her own preserved tart cherries, though. Nothing like the canned crap we are more or less forced to get. But it was still good.
And now... I am sleepy & full, and still a little ill, so I need to rest. I had a very, very nice day off, though.
At last.
Cheers & All
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:"Regin Smiður" by Týr
I paged through it. I paged through it some more. I drooled & envisioned. My paws itched to create. And then... and then... I noticed it has recipes for crepes. Savory crepes, sweet crepes. Crepes, crepes, crepes. Those cute little French pancakes, the word I use in place of "crap!" or "shit!" at work, crepes crepes crepes.
I have good memories of crepes. I had them at a little stand that was by the Eiffel Tower. The crazy carousel was on the left, with it's pink and yellow lights becoming a blur against the rain-cloud-black sky. The filling was this amazingly rich, sweet mouthful of pure bliss. I wanted to put some in my pocket, somehow, to take home. Nothing here is like what you get there (Paris). Until now. I have the chance! I can do it!
See if I don't make crepes for the next week. See if I don't.
Cheers & All
- Mood:
joyous - Music:"Badlands" by Metal Church
I love to make it MINE. I'm single and this day has been fantastic! I hit South St. Paul up for some breakfast (Black Sheep for mushroom & brie soup, chicken curry salad and a café miel) after doing some brief shopping for picnic baskets; I found two for super-cheap, hooray!
I motored around for a while for the heck of it, before heading over to Kowalski's. I bought a perfectly decadent amount of cheeses there, some goat milk-based butter, two seckel pears, a delicious rosemary-olive oil boule and a NY strip steak. Kowalski's is a hop & a skip to Penzey's, so I stopped there as well. I bought some of their ultra-potent garlic powder, some California basil and a container of aleppo pepper (a Turkish chili pepper that's similar to an ancho, but with a bit of a snap to the pants).
Soon I was in the mood for more driving. I got superbly lost while driving to Minneapolis (don't ask, it's skillz, I tell you) & drove around a battered 'hood, gazing at the broken beauty that is that particular part of the city. I didn't think to bring my camera, and I really wish I would have. I could have taken some great photos.
I finally ended up at my original destination, Surdyk's, and was lost in the awe of cheese and booze. I bought a few more nibblets of cheese-- I haven't tried them yet. I also bought a bottle of booze based entirely on the shape of the bottle (and the fact that it was on sale, of course):Damiana liqeuer. The bottle is shaped like my goddess necklaces, and I blurted out "Holy Geez, it has boobs!" A smartly-dressed man who was standing nearby cocked an eyebrow, looked at me, looked the bottle over, and said "And so she does." Ooops! *blushes* That was pretty funny.
Go figure, I read the company's webpage when I got home, and I could have whallopped myself over the head. Of course it's got something to do with damiana (a rather potent herb), fertility (bottle was modeled after an Incan goddess, according to the website) and all manner of things that are low-key erotic or sexual. Ahhh, I love being a dork. Dork dance, dork dance.
Anyhoo.. Where there's a will, there's a way, and I am nothing if not persistent. I had to try twice, but I got my grill going. I seasoned the steak with Penzey's Chicago steak seasoning (if you try the same, be mindful that it's got sugar in it-- it makes the meat taste super-fantastic, but it burns quickly over searing heat), nuked a couple of small taters, cut some pieces of boule, spread some goat butter on one slice (very very nice, if you're OK with goat milk products-- some people hate the stuff), had some brie with the rest, and nuked some baby carrots for veggies. Ahhh, good! I also had a right-proper glass of the lovely wine A. & M. left for me on my birthday. It's a nearly overwhelmingly sweet Riesling produced by Snoqualmie (so of course I want to drink it all, like a ninny), and I hope that I can get more. I drank it out of a delicate-stemmed wine glass that has the word "joy" etched on it (I have many, many wine glasses, so it was great that I grabbed that one!), and I thought that it pretty much summed up my day that far. Well, if I'd had thought about it earlier, I would have bought myself flowers, but I was pretty happy with my cheeses and driving adventures. :-)
Hmm. Although, someone please remind me that I need to get my car to a mechanic sometime soon-- I think that my muffler might be making a break for freedom.
I am currently waiting for my chocolate truffles to come to room temperature; one of my coworkers at my other job makes them by hand. I swapped them for booze that I knew I wasn't going to drink any time soon, heh! I have a cup of fragrant Jamaican Blue coffee in front of me (of course I liberate it from evil with err, liberal cream and sugar) to "wash" the chocolates down with (yummy!), and I'm more content today than I have been in a long while.
I am also listening to Calogero's self-titled cd (thank you, Amazon MP3 downloader!), with "En Apesanteur" just starting, and I'm singing along with it, loudly... but don't tell anyone. I can only get away with it when I'm alone. Yes, even Weasel has quit the room, with me howling away... hee hee hee.... Anyhoo.
Happy Valentine's Day, beautiful people. Don't let your hearts be sad... find something, anything, to make this day yours...
Your Raineth
- Mood:
disgustingly cheerful - Music:"En Apesanteur" by Calogero
See previous post.
See me experience all manner of back woes & not have any OTC drugs that can kill the pain.
See me try to figure out how to stand, bend, sit, lie down, and then get back up-- and you'll laugh really hard.
See me work three shifts that require extensive use of the back.
See me cry.
Owwwwwww. Frick, I still seriously hurt. Dammit. Stoopid MinneSnowTa and its rotten winter thaws. Ughh. Kill it, pirate. Kill the bad MinneSnowta now. Make it walk the plank. Arrrr.
Anyway... At least I bumbled across some new music that I like (there's something good to be said about my crappy typing skills at YouBoob-- I sometimes find cool stuff in my typos). Yet again, I can only understand a little bit of it (it's in French), but I'm still happy.
To add to my happiness, I am going to eat some spinach fettucini with alfredo sauce & sauteed portabella mushrooms. And I'll have me a Red Stripe beer. Yummmm.
Oooh, and I'll watch the videos to the newly-found songs again. I'll see if I can download some of his tunes later. Hmmm. I think I'll embed a couple of videos for y'awl. Thank you, posters of YouBoob!
Double "Hmmm." This guy is worthy of a Mammal of Approval, too. Whirrr.
Voilà, Calogero! "Into Weightlessness" & "In Front of You" (I think?).
Cheers & All!
EDIT: Oh, what a hootie! This man was only about 30 when these videos were put out-- go to YouBoob or another site to see "Pomme C," a more recent video. He's still on my List. Rawr.
- Mood:
cranky but getting better
I don't care if I end up wasting fuel to use the oven or appear to be totally, totally cheating (which technically I'm not, since no one's going to be around for Thanksgiving anyway), but I've decided that I need to make pumpkin pie NOW. Well, after I call my uncle to wish him Happy Birthday.
If I had gumption and perhaps another oven, I'd be making a bunch of pies. I want blueberry pie, cherry pie, pumpkin, apple, banana cream, lemon meringue and coconut. I'm hungry for pie, I guess. It's really too bad I'm so damned picky, because otherwise I could just go & acquire some crappy store-bought pie, eat it up & call it good. Why do I not live next door to some foodie French guy who makes great pie? I know I'm worth it. I've got the smile to win me a pie. Or something. *sigh*
But non, I'm picky, so I gotta start from almost-scratch (I still can't make a pie crust for shit, but I still keep on trying), without the fabulous Frenchman, and it takes plenty of time to make & bake just one pie. Right then. Calling the uncle, making my pie & listening to the movie "District 13" in the background (yes, I liked it so much that I bought a copy of it).
Tally Ho, see me go.
Cheers & All
- Mood:
cheerful
I am on a singular mission to figure out how to cook/bake things in my toaster/convection oven. Some recipes-- well, hmmm. It just may not be possible. Dammit.
Today's Experimental Cooking is based on a basic recipe for baked chicken & rice. It has been modified, of course, because seldom am I content (or using my schmartz) to leave original recipes alone.
For example: I like to use the frozen chicken boobs that come in a bag at my local grocer. However, regular store-bought chicken boobs work just fine-- if I remember to, I'll pan-fry them for a few minutes first, or slice them up into strips. They cook faster & more uniformly that way. I can't stand the texture of many recipes that only call for one cup of water or milk alongside the can of soup. Aaack! The rice just doesn't cook right, and I like my rice nice & creamy. I prefer cream of chicken to cream of mushroom, mostly because I like the taste, & I can add my own mushrooms. I also am one of the rogue impure who add a vegetable such as broccoli or green beans. I also use a lot of Penzey's spices, so get your own (see my link for spices good enough for pirates!) or make do. Anyway.
Since my oven will never hold a 9x13" pan, I use one of those small, square CorningWare glass dishes, greased up with butter Crisco. Have the oven preheated to 350* and use your pan's lid if you have one, otherwise just use tightly-fitted aluminum foil. As always, modify the recipe for your own shites & giggles.
Tally ho, here it goes:
Chicken & Rice, a la Raineth
1 c. uncooked long grain rice
1 can of cream of chicken soup
1 1/2 c. whole milk
1 c. water
1/2 c. sliced fresh Portabella mushrooms (that's what I had on hand today) or 1/2 of a can of mushrooms. Heck, add them all.
3/4 c. frozen French cut green beans or other veggies, if you want.
Two shakes of Penzey's Tuscan Sunset seasoning
Two shakes of Penzey's Mural of Flavor seasoning
Two brief shakes of ground sage
Scant pinch of Kosher salt
Three brief shakes of Penzey's Mignonette Pepper
Spanish paprika/Hungarian paprika (to taste, before serving)
Ground Chipotle pepper (to taste, before serving)
4 small boneless, skinless chickie boobs or two larger ones. You can fit in a good 6-8 1" strips.
Scoop out soup into a medium mixing bowl.Stir up the soup a bit so that the lumps aren't so huge. Slowly stir in moo, then water, trying to get out any more big lumps as you do so. And spices, salt & pepper. Poke your finger or lickin' stick into the mixture & taste it. Modify to taste. Add rice & stir well. Add mushrooms, then veggies. Eyeball the mixture-- it shouldn't be overly sloppy, but it shouldn't be so thick that it doesn't move. If it moves like chocolate cake batter, you should have enough liquid. Plop the mixture into prepared baking dish. Gently place chickie boobs on top of rice mixture.
Cover tightly with aluminum foil, toss into preheated oven & bake for 45 minutes. No, you're not done yet. Now is when you check for liquid and chickie done-ness. Stir the mixture up a bit, and don't forget the sides. If it's getting dry, add more milk or water. A quarter cup at a time should work. Re-cover and continue to bake for 20-30 minutes. This is one of those recipes that takes a few peeking-ins. In my pan, with my mini-oven (as it were), it took a total of 1 hour and 25 minutes (with three peek-ins) for the rice to be perfect for me.
As I've type-clacked this post, the dish has cooled a bit. Now I'm ready for a delicious & hot lunch on a blusterous day-- just in time before getting ready to go to work. I'll also have plenty left for a lovely dinner for work, and most likely some leftover rice for tomorrow morning. Ahhh, yumm. I'm off to eat. May your day be lovely.
Cheers & All
- Mood:
cheerful
